camilacantthink:

Similarities by ~CABARETdelDIAVOLO

(via velvetcat09)

(via velvetcat09)

See what your followers think of you.

aquabatgirl:

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = I don’t know you at all.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = You scare me.

(via velvetcat09)

Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?

• YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
• put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite

• YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
• carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired

• OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
• broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself. 

(via velvetcat09)

I think the cinema will become my place of permanent residence next year.

miran-chan:

the-little-blogger:

dreamsofthesociopathwithaheart:

Iron Man 3: May 3, 2013.
Star Trek 2: 17 May 2013.
Wolverine 2: 26 July 2013.
Thor 2: Nov. 15, 2013.
Catching Fire: 22 November 2013.
The Hobbit 2: 13 December 2013.
Captain America 2: April 4, 2014
Sherlock Holmes 3: 2014. 

Don’t forget:

Deadpool: 2014

Also:

Avengers 2: 2014 (am I correct?)

(via velvetcat09)

(via fuckyeahphotographics)

silverlynxcat:

the-deviations:

asparklethatisblue:

with Loki that’s a legit concern, he’s got knocked up by less…

#A LITTLE BIT OF RODGERS IN MY WOMB #A LITTLE BIT OF IRON MAN IN THERE TOO #A LITTLE BIT OF THOR THERE THAT’S ALL RIGHT #A GREAT BIG CHUNK OF BANNER FROM THE FIGHT

A little bit of Coulson’s cannon blast
Got hit by Hawkeye’s arrow, super fast
A little bit of Fury’s lack of hair
A little bit of me makes me your mare.

BA DAH BA DAH BA DAH, DAAAAAAAAA DAH DUH…

I am legit dying.

(via velvetcat09)

Tumblr knows we’re lazy

you-should-let-malik-you:

-Press J to scroll down per post
-Press K to scroll up per post 
-Press L to like a post
-Press Alt and the REBLOG button to reblog automatically 
-Press CTRL and the REBLOG button to open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
-Press TAB to scroll back to the top of the dashboard

(via velvetcat09)

(via fuckyeahphotographics)

honig:

Donuts @ Glazed & Infused

Chicago, IL

Read the post We eat all the doughnuts at Glazed & Infused that I shot on Serious Eats Chicago.

(via ffoodd)

valerieparker:

st-andrei:

#”Clint honey that’s way too big for her” ”she’ll grow into it eventually Tasha” oh oops what was that #oh no #oh I’m not actually sorry #oops

widowmaker:

 #SOME POINT IN THE DISTANCE FUTURE #CLINT AND NATASHA GOT DRUNK AND FORGET TO USE PROTECTION #AND NINE MONTHS LATER MERIDA CAME ALONG #AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY #TONY WAS DESIGNING HER A IRON SUIT#NATASHA WAS ACTUALLY SUPER PROTECTIVE LIKE #’SHE IS NOT LEARNING HOW TO KILL A PERSON UNTIL SHE’S NINE’ #’AT LEAST NINE’ #AND CLINT WAS LIKE ‘HONEY THIS IS THE ONLY WEAPON YOU NEED OKAY? DON’T LET ALL THE FANCY TECH FOOL YOU’ #’NOTHING TREATS YOU BETTER THAN A BOW’ #AND STEVE IS LIKE #’YOU TWO ARE THE ACTUAL WORST PARENTS OMG’ #AND THEN BOOM! #LOKI ESCAPED ASGARD #AGAIN #FOR LIKE THE GAZILLIONTH TIME #AND HE WENT TO STEAL SOMETHING FROM SHIELD BECAUSE WHY NOT? #AND MERIDA LIKE #ACCIDENTALLY LATCHED ONTO HIS LEG BECAUSE SHE’S TEETHING AND SHIT #AND LOKI IS LIKE #’WHAT IS THIS SMALL CREATURE DOING? OH MY GOD SHE’S BITING MY LEG GET IT OFF’ #AND HE DROPS HER OFF IN MEDIEVAL SCOTTLAND#AND THE KING IS LIKE #’I DINNA HAVE A CHILD OF ME OWN SO I WILL ADOPT YE’ #AND SHE LOVES BOWS #BECAUSE THEY’RE FAMILIAR AND SHIT #AND SHE DOESN’T WANT TO BE A LADY #SHE WANTS TO BE A BADASS MASTER SPY #BECAUSE IT’S IN HER BLOOOOOOOOOOOOD

Internet has been won. Everyone go home. Bye guys. See you never. 

(via velvetcat09)

.

Teacher: Time to hand in the homework, everyone. Now, I know I said it would be pretty low-key, but-

Me: LOKI?

Teacher: Pardon?

Me: The God of Mischief.

Teacher: ...okay. So, where's your homework?

Me: I don't have it.

Teacher: What?

Me: I sent it off, I know not where.

Teacher: Are you feeling okay? You're speaking a little strange...

Me: Is it madness? IS IT?

Teacher: Hey, watch your tone-

Me: WHY? BECAUSE I'M THE MONSTER PARENTS TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT AT NIGHT?

Teacher: Okay, I think you need to-

Me: How's your coffee?

Teacher: What?

Me: You can't survive without your coffee, right? Like gas in the tank?

Teacher: I don't-

Me: There's no gas in the tank.

Teacher: What-

Me: I took the caffeine out. Decaf. It's decaffeinated. You're going to get TIRED and fall ASLEEP. Ohohohohohohoho, you're going to look like such an ASS.

Teacher: Okay, I think it's time for-

Me: LOKI'D.

Teacher: Could someone escort her up to the Principal's office?

Me: NO. YOU ARE ALL OF YOU BENEATH ME.

Teacher: Preferably several someones?

Me: I AM A GOD. I WON'T BE BULLIED BY A-

Teacher: Restrain her.

Me: *being dragged away* I DO WHAT I WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaant...

Teacher: What even.

Friend: You know, she may not have done her homework, but you can be damn sure she'll avenge it.

(via velvetcat09)

(via velvetcat09)

(via velvetcat09)